While Katie fell down the stairs, Karen was preparing Caesar’s Salad in the kitchen. Katie was temporarily blinded by the fall for exactly 2.627 minutes.
In the Bedroom, the fur from the cat had become a fur ball. It landed on the lamp, bounced of it and landed in a cup full of water. Katie was attempting to gather her senses, when she didn’t see the vase in front of her and tripped over it. She smashed through the coffee table and rolled 1080 degrees to the right and came out from the under the music system. Karen finished preparing the salad and then helped Katie to her feet and dressed the wounds.
Karen asked Katie, “Do you like cucumbers?” to which Katie replied, “No, but the ripe apple seemed more mesmerizing!” Karen then said, “What happened to the square?” Katie replied, “But I thought it was a pink banana.” Karen being thoughtful concluded, “Well, you’ll just have to get used to collecting tea pots and having five sided green-yellow polygons in the bedroom.”
Katie went to the bathroom and sat on the pot reading, “The Intricate Details Regarding The Stupidity of a Philosophical Argument” by Dr. Gerty Winefreak. Karen meanwhile was in the kitchen looking up a cookbook entitled “127 recipes out of which 97 will never be used” by Germine Slashouse.
Trevor, the dog from the previous story came around the back of the house and scratched the door. Karen let him in and fed him some meat. He spat this out and barked twice, which for the purpose of the reader is translated as: “You are a terrible pathetic cook!” Karen then proceeded to throw the garbage. As she was about to cross the road, a fire engine roared past and just missed Karen by 7.823 inches. The driver yelled out, “Sorry ma’am, but we were at an Irish drinking party!” Karen realized that the house of John and Maria was involved in an explosion.
Karen however, had to color her hair Gold and Purple and therefore hurried back in. Katie was done sitting on the pot. She came out of the bathroom and proceeded to the bed. She drank the cup of water next to her bed which had a fur ball in it. She then started choking, and attempted to call out to Karen for help.
Karen came in and struggled to help Katie with the fur ball that was choking her. The fur ball was out within 42.749 seconds. Karen walked out of the room to the kitchen slamming the door behind her. At the same time, Katie completely disoriented, followed her out. She banged into the slamming door, fell back and pulled the clothes hanger and dressing table with her. The Swiss army knife on the dressing table flew and sliced the tip of Katie’s lip and fell with a thud on the floor right next to her right eye.
Karen’s boyfriend Clive called in to say that he was dropping by, but then the brakes failed on his bike. He spun out of control and smashed into a telephone pole, flying into an electrified fence and landed in a pile of fresh dung from a cow that had just been electrocuted by the fence.
So, the next phase of the gi……………………………….was once even within the range of a………………..partly due to the…………..causing certain death by Ma………………on correcting English Grammar in Bolivia…… while the white Fran…..
At this point, the author was struck with a case of Narcolepsy (because he did not take his medication on time) causing him to sleep between writing this story and reviewing a book on Dyslexia entitled: “How teh wrold truned to spel – chek” by Jhon Psenerc.
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