Pike and The Pickle Pale

Suddenly Sandra faced 33 random encounters with assorted piles of candy bars, sponges, zips and epistemology books. She took precisely 14.6 seconds to digest these encounters and concluded that this was no way to immortalize silver earrings on assorted bars of soaps. Taking an example from a Colombian Drug Lord who fancied red scrunchies with purple stars, she decided that the time was right to prepare food in the T.V room, regardless of the distance between the T.V room and Garage. She then threw a bicycle bell at the lone fish in the tank, in the hope that the fish would gain a new perspective on the absurdities of lavender flowers.

Sandra then received a call from a stranger inquiring about square blocks of cinder to which she tartly replied, "No, but I can interest you in a pair of plastic vases!" At which point, the caller was struck with a heart attack, causing the phones to fall with him and the line was therefore cut.

5 minutes after this, a crazed caterpillar had transformed into a butterfly! The Butterfly flew over the kitchen and into the garage. It landed on one of the buttons of the washing machine. The washing machine being touch sensitive, was then sent on a Two Hour course, at the end of which, it spun out of control, smashed into the bike, which toppled over, causing several sheets of wood to flip, bang open the door, broke the tap, causing a mini-flood in the garage.

Sandra proceeded to switch on the light, but as she did so, the bulb exploded over her. A shard of glass from the exploded bulb sent the cat running, skidding and crashing into a pile of socks.

Within the span of 15 minutes, the power went out. Sandra then proceeded to the garage and was surprised by the happenings in the garage that greeted her. The cat decided that the time was ripe for a good streak around the house and proceeded to do so, which resulted in her getting wet, skidded past the gate and into a pack of dogs. So, three puppies, a limping dog and a one-eyed dog were chasing the cat down the road, while Sandra called the plumber, who took the opportunity to tell her that he was currently enjoying cupcakes and cranberry tea, therefore rendering himself of no service whatsoever to Sandra.

Sandra was contemplating rice cakes, sea weed and 13 pieces of fried fritters, but the one and only thing that she could do was sr...........................

At this point, the author decided to proceed to the rest room to relieve himself, but as soon as he flushed, he turned around, slipped and smashed his head on the rounded edge of the commode, while the T.V switched on to record his favorite episodes of Mork & Mindy and episodes of Foghorn Leghorn.