A Green Martian landed on my terrace yesterday. Being tired from such a long, perilous and apparently agonizing accidental journey to earth, he happened to land on my terrace due to a lone beacon situated atop my solar water heater. I fed him green Jello. However, he asked for some #@!245$ Scrutpnik sandwich, but I had none!
So I showed him fireflies, iguanas and diwali rockets! To which he reacted excitedly!! I then proceeded to show him our customs at which point he told me his species reproduced by sneezing! I remained indifferent to his galactic attitude, wherein he proceeded to teach me swear words in his language!! Some that I can recall are:
uegnot = shit
flappa = fuck
vopova = idiot
iticragj = stupid
nashkish = Kiss my ass!!
Thats as far as I can remember! I then showed him the wonders of ballroom dancing, but he showed me his 2 millimeter space ship that contained exactly 12.7 instruments. He also showed me the answer to God, religion, life and the Universe, at which point I exclaimed,"Holy Crap" as the answer was found to be Lh.......................................................................................................
Unfortunately, the author died at precisely 12.4 seconds into the last line as an apple hit his neck, causing his pulmonary vein to rupture! However we do have his last recorded words which was: "Why?
So I showed him fireflies, iguanas and diwali rockets! To which he reacted excitedly!! I then proceeded to show him our customs at which point he told me his species reproduced by sneezing! I remained indifferent to his galactic attitude, wherein he proceeded to teach me swear words in his language!! Some that I can recall are:
uegnot = shit
flappa = fuck
vopova = idiot
iticragj = stupid
nashkish = Kiss my ass!!
Thats as far as I can remember! I then showed him the wonders of ballroom dancing, but he showed me his 2 millimeter space ship that contained exactly 12.7 instruments. He also showed me the answer to God, religion, life and the Universe, at which point I exclaimed,"Holy Crap" as the answer was found to be Lh.......................................................................................................
Unfortunately, the author died at precisely 12.4 seconds into the last line as an apple hit his neck, causing his pulmonary vein to rupture! However we do have his last recorded words which was: "Why?
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